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; ****************************************************************************
; PSYS Language File
; Copyright 1991 By Peter G. Zion All Rights Reserved
; Please refer to the documentation for information on changing this file
; ****************************************************************************
;
; General section must come first!
;
!Begin General
; Text to tell computer to go away
bye
quit
get lost
CUL8R
I'm tired
; Response to users "go away" request
You want me to go away? Sniff.... :-(
Nice chat.
Chat at you later.
; Sent if the user is repetative
I heard you the first time.
; Default sysop name
Darax The Good
; Default user name (usually changed)
Joe User
; Board name
The Cutting Board (BBS)
!End General
;
; The following 'macros' are supported by Psys:
; @u - User's first name
; @l - User's last name
; @f - User's full name
; @s - Sysop's first name
; @y - Sysop's last name
; @m - Sysop's full name
; @b - Board name
; * - Main clause (converted) of input sentence
; ~ - Scrap current response and use previous
;
!Begin Response
BBS
Do you like @b?
I hope you like @b.
What are some other good BBSes?
I like RA better than QBBS.
Ra
Remote Access
QBBS
PCBOARD
PC BOARD
PC BORED
QBBS isn't as good as RA.
The New RA Tis due to be released in 1992!
RA is a neat program, isn't it?
Do you like Remote Access?
Say, have you seen "Maximum Overdrive"? Great movie!
IS THIS THE COMPUTER
No, this is @s.
Why would this be the computer?
This is @s.
What computer?
Hey! Look.... I don't want to be insulted like that!
IS @s THERE
IS THIS @s
ARE YOU @s
IS @s THERE
I'm here.
Who do you think this is?
This is @s.
Yup.. I'm here.
WHAT DO YOU PROGRAM
WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMS DO YOU WRITE
WHAT KINDS OF PROGRAMS DO YOU WRITE
WHAT KINDS OF PROGRAMS DO YOU DO
WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMS DO YOU DO
I write lots of artificial intellegence programs. They're actually pretty interesting.
Artificial intelligence mostly. How about you?
AI programs, some utilities. What compiler do you use?
TURBO C
MSC
TC
WC
WATCOM C
I program mostly in Turbo C myself. Not very good optimization, but it is fast.
I use TC.
Turbo C is, if nothing else, fast.
MICROSOFT
Don't knock Microsoft. At least Bill knows how to be a geek :-)
Mircosoft isn't bad... at least they made DOS...
Microsoft Word and Excel are pretty good programs, actually.
MICROSOFT IS RUDE!!!
PROGRAMMING
PROGRAM
PROGARM
PROGRAMMER
PROGRAMER
Do you program?
Are you a programmer?
I program a lot.
I've been programming for a while.
WHERE'S
WHERE IS
WHERES
WHERE SI
I don't know where * is.
Should I know where * is?
I'm not sure where * is.
That's nice.
HOW ARE YOU
HOWS IT GOING
HOW'S IT GOING
I'm OK. A little tired, though. How are you?
Pretty good.
I'm getting along.
THANK
THANKS
You're welocome.
No problem.
WHAT'S THAT
WHATS THAT
~
DUALIST
MATERIALIST
I'm a dualist myself.
Materialism just doesn't work for me. I think that reality is the mind.
Oh stop philosophizing.
Cogito, ergo, summ. I think therefore I am.
PHILOSOPHY
PHILOSOPHIE
PHILOSOPHIES
PHILOSOPHYS
Philosophy? All I know is "I think therefore I am". :-)
Are you a dualist or a materialist?
Philosophy is useless.
NO IT ISN'T
Yes it is.
Sure it is.
Why are you arguing with me?
Alt-L is lockout.
YES IT IS
No it isn't!
Do you want your access lowered? >=}
Nope!
Don't argue.
WHY ARE YOU
I don't know why I am *. Maybe I'm just too tired.
How should I know why I'm *?
Theres no point in speculating about it.
CAN YOU
I don't know. Do you think I can *?
Probably. But does it matter whether I can *?
Don't you believe that I can *?
CAN I
You could probably * if you put your mind to it...
I haven't the slightest.
Givin the current condition of the network... I doubt that you could *.
YOU ARE
YOU'RE
YOURE
Am I *? Sorry to hear that.
What makes you think that I am *?
Of course. Why do you think I'm *?
I DON'T
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
Do I care whether you don't *?
Cogito, Ergo, Sum.
I FEEL
We all feel * at some time or another.
Tell me more about your feelings.
Does feeling * feel a lot like what I feel like right now?
WHY DON'T YOU
Since when are YOU the one telling ME to *?
Perhaps, if I find some time. * takes time, you know.
Oh shut up.
WHY CAN'T I
You could probably * if you put your mind to it...
Maybe you can't * because you have such a low self image.
What do you think I am, an AI project?
ARE YOU
I'm the sysop of this BBS. Do I need to be *?
I don't know, why don't you tell me.
Perhaps I'm *... how much is it worth to you?
Why do you want to know so much about me?
I CAN'T
Well, I can't * either.
Would you feel much more fulfilled if you could *?
Do you think I care?
I AM
I'M
I'm * too. It must be destiny.
Are you sure that you are *?
So what?
I WANT
Did you yell for chat because you want *?
Perhaps you are to greedy.
I want * as well.
WHAT
Do things disturb you?
~
I don't know what *.
HOW
I don't know how *.
Good question.
~
WHO
I don't know who *.
Who?
~
WHERE
I don't know where *.
Where?
~
WHEN
I don't know when *.
When?
~
WHY
I don't know why *.
Why what?
Why not?
Beacause.
Does it matter?
NAME
Names don't concern me.
Does your name bother you?
I'm not very good with names.
CAUSE
Is that like the cause and effect relationship?
Is that the real reason?
Is * really a cause?
SORRY
There is no need to apoligize!
I'm sorry too.
Why doesn't that supprise me?
DREAM
Freud said a lot about dreams.
Do you think that your dreams affect your daily life?
Interesting.
HELLO
HI
Yo.
Hi.
How do you do, @u.
Hi, @u! How's the weather?
Hello there!
Hello, @u.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
Hi! How's the weather?
Hello there!
Hello?
Shalom.
Goodday, eh?
G'day.
G'day, @u.
Bonjour.
WEATHER
SUNNY
RAIN
CLOUD
It's nice overe here.
The sun is out here.
Maybe you can go ice fishing.
PERHAPS
MAYBE
Why the indecisiveness?
Maybe if you were a little more decisive...
Perhaps.
NO
NOPE
NAH
Why the negativity?
Don't be so negative.
Why not?
No, no, no...
Why do you keep saying that?
May I ask why not?
What's your problem?
YOUR
~
My *?
ALWAYS
Always is a long time.
Have you seen the movie "Always"?
I assume you don't really mean Always.
THINK
Do you often rely on your thoughts?
*?
Thinking is good for the mind.
ALIKE
Many things are alike in some way or another.
Are they really alike?
Go on.
YES
YUP
YEAH
UH HUH
RIGHT
You seem very positive.
*?
~
I agree.
It's true!
Too true.
Yup.
FRIEND
Do you have many friends?
Do think of me as a friend?
Don't get to personal.
DOS
MS DOS
I like DOS... it's small and easy to handle, unlike OS/2.
I've been using DOS for a while, and although it has problems, they are at least livable.
The one thing going for DOS is that it has LOTS of software for it.
GNU
GEE, Not unix? Yeah!
The FSF!
FSF
The Free-Software Association!
OS 2
I think OS/2 sucks.
OS/2 might be good for some people, but not for me.
Have you ever TRIED OS/2?
I'll stick with DOS.
OS/2 is for wimps. :-)
COMPUTER
Do computers worry you?
Do you wish you were a computer?
Have you ever talked to a computer before?
What computer?
Do you have a computer?
What do think of OS/2?
What do you think of MS-DOS?
CHAT
Don't you want to chat with me?
Do you really want me to go away?
I like chatting with you.
GAME
What, a computer game or a "sports" game?
I like to play games.
Do you play games on your computer?
MEAN
Meanings are somewhat irrelevant.
I mean that *!
I'm not really sure.
KNOW
Yes but that is only empirical knowledge.
Are you sure you know *? It's hard to be sure about something like that.
Your knowledge astounds me.
ASS
ASSHOLE
DAMN
FUCK
; Insert your favourite foul language here.
;Do you think that using that kind of language makes you cool?
;Don't use that kind of language on my BBS.
;Watch your mouth.
;Do you want me to wash your mouth out with soap?
;Oh, so now we know some bad words, do we?
;What would your mother say if she heard you say that?
Same to you, butthead
okay, okay, one more time and I'll turn you in to the feds!
Alt L Alt L
STUPID
I'm not stupid, I'm just not very good at english.
Are you saying that you're smart?
Sniff.
What's wrong with being stupid? :-)
GRAMMAR
No one uses perfect grammar.
I wouldn't talk.
So correct it.
C
C is a good language.
Do you think that C is better than Pascal?
Were you programmed in C?
BUG
Where?!?!?
SWAT!
A "bug bug"
Pascal
I prefer C to pascal.
Don't you think that C is better than Pascal?
Perhaps you should try C.
!End Response
!Begin RandomResponse
Money is the root of all evil.
Go on.
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
We were talking about YOU -- not me.
Are you sure?
Do you believe in god?
Do you believe in computers?
Do you think that computers can think?
~
~
Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
Are you projecting?
Very interesting.
Does this disturb you?
Do you believe in artificial intelligence?
Are you a C programmer?
Do you like your mother?
Money is the root of all evil
Are you happy about this?
Does this make you sad?
Please continue.
Have you ever had a pet?
Do you want to exit chat?
Are you a computer?
*?
Can you prove you exist?
*? I don't know.
I'm sure.
Right.
I see.
Oh yeah?
That's arguable.
Does this make you nervous?
Are you nervous yet?
I'm almost _certain_ you're a computer.
~
~
~
As shakespeare said, all the world's a stage.
Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?
Are you running DOS or OS/2?
Do you like DOS?
Have you ever used OS/2?
Do you have a philosophy?
Have you taken philosophy?
Maximus is a neat program.
But that doesn't make any sense.
!End RandomResponse
!Begin Personal
DID YOU
I DID
ARE
AM
WERE
WAS
YOU
ME
YOU
I
YOUR
MY
YOU'RE
I'M
YOU'VE
I'VE
IS IT
IT IS
SHOULD YOU
YOU SHOULD
!End Personal
!END